Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
Today, after I'd spent ages planning a surprise proposal at the beach, right as I got down on one knee, a seagull swooped in, stole the sandwich from my backpack, and everyone on the beach turned to watch the bird instead of us. My partner had to ask, "Were you about to propose?" FML
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
Today, while having lunch on a pier, I tried to take an artsy photo of my food for Instagram. Just as I was about to snap the pic, a seagull swooped in and snatched my chips right out of the paper bag in my hand. I didn't even get a photo of the robbery. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
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Natasha14641 7
Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
docscientist 10
It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.
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Comments (62)
NineFishMffns_fml 0
"I ******' hate birds! They're ****** loud as hell, they're always up early just chirping all over the damn place while the rest of the world is trying to sleep! Take your ass back to your tree and Shut the **** Up!" .. Lol.
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Hope someone gets it :p
klong91 7
Should have tried to stop her. There is is a reason why they tell you not to feed the birds.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
precisely. they can be pretty dangerous- i've heard of flocks of seagulls killing dogs for their food, and badly injuring toddlers when their idiotic parents encourage them to feed the birds for photo ops.
lauramini 0
you got serrrrrrved!! by seagulls.. hahahaha you failed at life
MuffyStJacques 0
I would say "YDI", but I'm guessing you didn't know that once you feed one, more will come. I found that out at Cedar Point in Ohio.
underpaid011 0
did you run? run so far away? or maybe you met a NASA employee and sang a space age love song.
pandaceepandado 3
i feel worse for the sandwhich.
ScuseMePrincess 2
You should have thrown your little sister to them instead.
snade 0
LOL. That sucks!
legend777 7
seagulls are birds from hell
heathersmorin 0
Your like the only other person I've seen from CT on here!
heathersmorin 0
I was at the beach one time and my friend fell asleep. So I put a trail of chips leading to him, one in between his toe, up his leg, then on his crotch, and up his chest. He slept threw a little bit of it until the seagul actually got his leg on one pick up. He woke up and freaked out!!! It was pretty awesome.