Kids, Health and Work: Exhaustion

Exhaustion

By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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What were the chances?

By stpry of my life - 27/02/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year-old niece, and she was really down in the dumps because she didn't get invited to a birthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Right when we arrived, we walked in on a birthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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cbiscuit 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

I used to work at Chuck E Cheese too! That costume was sooo gross smelling, I never liked being the mouse. One time I was helping Chuck E get dressed and a pipe bursted in the Chuck E room. So the guy being Chuck E had to run out without the head on and little kids started screaming when they found out he wasn't real... plus the water gushing everywhere.

thebaroness1984 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:21

I used to work at that place, and I can tell you, this won't be the worst thing that happens to you there. GET OUT NOW.

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schnitzcopter 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:49

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ...ahaha....haa..... PPAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! That would be a HUGE FML but it also served to make my day.

Sessee 4

Friday 6 March 2009 9:45

******* heathen children. Their parents should be shot.

RenoEnvy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:40

Hahahaha. I can visualize this, and its pretty funny. =) Sorry you fainted though. Hahahahahahahaha. I believe this might be one of my favorites.

ToAsTeR_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 14:04

;_; you're a brave soul to wear that costume. Sounds like you could do better than work there too.

peanutbutterswir 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:02

If I was a little kid and saw a giant chuck-e-cheese mouse lying "dead" on the floor I freak out too.

Nickodemus 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 10:33

Ok, wait, did NO one else always think those were animatronic??? Humans don't move that robotically, right?? I seriously always thought the characters were animatronic. I NEVER knew until tonight (I'm 22) that the woodland creatures who endorsed crappy pizza and awesome arcades were actual PEOPLE in costumes. Mind blowing.

evebright 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 17:23

Ya, the STAGE ones are mechanical. One guy comes out for the happy birthday part. Kids pee and sometimes poop in the play area. Gross job. I'd live under a bridge before I worked there, ever.

mavedatthews85 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 18:29

Holy crap... a good friend of mine used to work there and did exactly that (wore the mouse costume). The helmet you wear is apparently supported by metal beams, but they dug into her temples and eventually hurt. If I remember correctly, she did faint once or at least got really close. Then of course her boss tells her to get back to work.