Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Depressing
Today, while at work, I was told by a man who had literally just gotten back from his mother's funeral to cheer up, as I was depressing him. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
Just imagine how depressing YOU must have looked to make that man feel he was happy in comparison.
XR6Falcon 0
Smile BITCH!
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Comments (46)
Cupffin 0
OP you dummy "Yo Mama" jokes are not appropriate at this time.
farsidee 0
Maybe I'm depressed because I haven't ever seen an FML that I have laughed at : (
okieraider71 4
First sentence of #14 has it right--I call fake. That is a really old line. "She/he is so boring they could depress someone who just..." Life is full of screwed moments; lets have a few real ones (like idiots that invest in Iraqi Dinars).
canchremechanic 0
so what are you? an ugly "massuse"?
LOLomgWTF 0
god I've been there...at least you didn't say he was ******* rude when he could hear you...
deathartisan 0
Depression sucks but oh well. op, you will survive even if someone tells you to cheer up.... I have a lot of people tell me to be happy everyday..... I'm still alive ad happy enough.
blastvortex 4
Well, he did just lose his mother. A bit of crankiness or depression is to be expected. Of course, this ain't your FML either. It's his.
perdix 31
How does one figuratively get back from their mother's funeral? I was in a good mood, but the misuse of the word "literally" instantly plunges me into a deep, blue funk and a white rage. The net result is baby-blue ennui.
Thunderbender 2
Well as opposed to maybe he got back the day before or last week or something. If someone expirenced something as traumatic as their mother's death a day or week ago it would make sense to say it just happened. The "literally" here implies that he just got back from the funeral that day.
katmandont 0
@28 - English in transition ha hah a hah hahhhahahahah
expen_dable 0
I agree with #35, I thought the OP meant "literally" as in he had JUST gotten back from his moms funeral.
davek 36
He might have been making a joke.
CountDuk 5
okay then... cheer up >_>