Health: Cuff him to the bed - FML

Cuff him to the bed

By appendicitisanyone - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, I awoke to the pain of appendicitis. Apparently it isn't a good enough reason to miss court. I now have a warrant out for my arrest. FML

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awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 3 January 2017 9:34

The dutiful citizen let's nothing stop in his way of justice, not even death itself! But for real, I hope they accept a doctor's note.

DamnGina 3

Wednesday 4 January 2017 10:32

The American court system is a huge sham in many many ways.

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Boodaman1027 5

Wednesday 18 January 2017 17:37

Well that's... unfortunate?

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