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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
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doink 0

I can see how your life is ruined.

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CyrusTheBlue 0

Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.

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Loosicles 0

Quite possibly the most pointless FML in existence.

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allan_069 0

hey I'm a wrestler. want to get some ice cream with me? lol

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david_rafael 0

ur moms a stalker

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krs500 0

your mother is clearly a very sick and depraved woman - watching two kids eating ice cream?!? What is the world coming to ?

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mcfaily 0

You pick up guys from wrestling matches? He sounds like a real winner

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Lambie 0

That is extremely creepy.

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kiwi0605 0

NO! She didn't. Oh my god! Your life sucks really badly.

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blastvortex 3

That's right. You're still living in your mother's home, so she has that prerogative — whether you like it or not, your life is her business, quite literally. If you don't like it, you can run away or get your own place, whatever you prefer. Get a clue, OP.

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