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Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I can see how your life is ruined.

Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.

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susieKiute 0

so I'm guessing your gay and your mom found out???

she is girl and was with a guy

And I'm guessing you didn't take much notice of the FML, along with the gender of the OP.

@Pendatic I'm loving all of your spicy word play. it brightens my day .

your mommy must be very bored

sounds like my mom. FYL x 1000. I've been there. if you can, move out whenever possible. I've been much happier since I did that. although mommie dearest still stalks me on the Internet :(

then... why post about her on the internet??? she'll know it's you!

killabeast1 0

lol at #8

And? it's not like the guy knew. Hell, you didn't even know until you got home. It's not a big deal....

at least your mom didn't come in and ruin the date. get over it.

she was just making sure you wouldn't get kidnapped by a guy you berely know. FYL for being an ungrateful person

Kind of creepy.

bceltics2199 0

I hate stupid FML posts....like this one!!!

#1, you're funny. This is stupid to complain about. if you had ****** then maybe it'd be worse but then you could be like "why were you watching me **** mom? We did anal and you STILL watched us!?" and that makes her a pervert. But that didn't happen so you're still stupid.