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Cool down

By father-in-nope - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 2 817

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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You deserved it 215

By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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You deserved it 4 833

By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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You deserved it 6 773

How can I make everything about me?

By Anonymous - 16/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML

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You deserved it 185

Sussy baka

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 20:00

Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML

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You deserved it 444

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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You deserved it 5 606

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 008

By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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You deserved it 1 893

Narcissism in a nutshell

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

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You deserved it 119

Father material

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 07:30

Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML

I agree, your life sucks 340

You deserved it 899

nhaba1214 19

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:39

He sounds like a major ass. I'm sorry op.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 22 July 2015 0:42

Gosh, that's horrible. I would advise you to never walk down a flight of stairs while he's around.

Comments

pinkzedd2 7

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:29

That really sucks...but as long as your boyfruend and you agree it's what you want to do then ignore that ass!

i_lik_tomaters 21

Wednesday 22 July 2015 3:26

*Boyfriend

ToastyTheBeast 4

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:48

As long as you and your boyfriend are willing to work on everything and both accept the pregnancy than don't worry. Just make sure his dad isn't getting into his head

ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:48

I'm so sorry OP and to think if you get married you'll have to deal with your father in laws bullshit even more.

triplebeerox 27

Wednesday 22 July 2015 2:49

I moderated this FML and the way you wrote it you included that you are 7 months pregnant which I think made the FML worse. I mean, at 7 months the baby can survive outside the womb so it's like the grandfather is telling you to straight up kill this child and that is terrible especially considering this is his blood.