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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Utrecht, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
AviKerensky 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
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Comments (26)
Chloe555_fml 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
20bricks 28
Doesn't matter, had sex with Russel Brand
CheekyRaccoon 27
Not sure if that's a good thing though.
tarlax 11
Definitely not. You can take antibiotics for chlamydia, but there's no cure for terrible, TERRIBLE taste in men.
ConfusedCat 11
I've seen your comments on other posts. You should just stop.
RainCl0ud 22
That's not too unrealistic. He probably does have chlamydia.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
but you had sex at least
zarrganaut 17
Just be thankful that was only a dream.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, for some of us, it's a reality.... not that I know personally... It happened to a friend, I swear. Totally not me. I 100% did not have sexual relations with Russell Brand. No one can prove anything.
AviKerensky 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
hardcorefan16 22
Thank god it was a dream, am I right?
abbyade 21
Time to socialise and meet people. I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.
aliciousness116 16
Russell Brand
ColonelCusswords 24
Got a lil star struck did ya?