Close to the edge

By itssomething - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Utrecht

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Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

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It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

20bricks 28

Doesn't matter, had sex with Russel Brand

CheekyRaccoon 27

Not sure if that's a good thing though.

tarlax 11

Definitely not. You can take antibiotics for chlamydia, but there's no cure for terrible, TERRIBLE taste in men.

I've seen your comments on other posts. You should just stop.

That's not too unrealistic. He probably does have chlamydia.

but you had sex at least

Just be thankful that was only a dream.

Yeah, for some of us, it's a reality.... not that I know personally... It happened to a friend, I swear. Totally not me. I 100% did not have sexual relations with Russell Brand. No one can prove anything.

AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

Thank god it was a dream, am I right?

Time to socialise and meet people. I'm happy for you that this was just a dream and nothing else.

aliciousness116 16

Russell Brand

ColonelCusswords 24

Got a lil star struck did ya?