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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Utrecht, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
AviKerensky 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
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Comments (26)
gosh_mate 30
At least you didn't get it in real life right....?
h00tzForOsi 20
At least you don't have chlamydia.
tarlax 11
I'm 99% sure that you threw the "dream" part in there for legal reasons, and I totally understand that. But at least chlamydia's curable, unlike the disease he has, which gives him ridiculous hair and makes him act like an annoying ********.
SilentSin 23
That'd be my closest encounter to having sex ever
Stazza11 27
And somehow totally worth it.
idk_rose 25
Why Russel Brand, though?
derpyshy 16
It's usually Mark Strong in my dreams. No STDs thankfully.
Fartful_Dodger 8
Plot twist: OP is a dude.
danman27 15
What the...
jocamo 24
If you could actually catch chlamydia from having dream sex with someone, I totally believe that it would be Russell Brand.