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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Utrecht, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.
AviKerensky 17
Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?
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TheSFgamer 14
At least it was only a dream
Xeivan 15
Wait....What!?
pacman490 21
My closest in two years is getting checked for a hernia by my doctor. At least it's contact, right?
clair_brodie 35
I am picturing Russel Brand ala Arthur?
AngusEcrivain 18
Let's be honest for a moment... who HASN'T had a sex dream about Russell Brand..? ?
tiptoppc 21
As a guy, I’d be ashamed. I would suck at picking partners if I was gay and thought THAT was hot. Thank the stars I’m bi and the playing field is MUCH larger. Then again, I’ve got a wife, so no need to dream about a asshole.
CarouselHeart 11
Oh, boohoo. Try never having sex for years.