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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Careful
Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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ninjuh_wingman 29
Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.
MadameMiller 6
Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)
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Comments (32)
XtraEzeee 8
AKA you were pedo-cruising?
ladyLALAA 28
Get in the van.
Krirn 21
Not only did you ensure that pedestrian's safety, but you gave them a story to tell their friends and family. Very nice.
mmmcoopers 13
Learn how to drive.
Xythenol 6
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CARING.
Xythenol 6
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CARING.
tigrouficele2012 44
How on earth do you rear-end someone by driving more slowly?
CallMeBloo 31
I was confused by this as well. Either the person can't tell a story, or they're an even worse driver than I thought.
gonad_gobbler 1
I don't see how this can happen, perhaps op wasn't in a car when he rear-ended the person? ;)
Enslaved 36
Were you checking out a hot female jogger or something? Rear end collisions.... automatically your fault!
cheefer 0
Actually, I saw a man second guess running a red light. He then proceeded to reverse to get out of the intersection, thus hitting the car already stopped. At first glance you would assume it was a rear-end collision.
Enforcer 7
instead of trying to pass the pedestrian i got a better idea. how about you just STOP
RedPillSucks 31
You were checking out the "pedestrians" rear end and in the process, rear-ended a complete stranger. Seems like you should stop thinking of rear ends. Yes, I'm a pervert.