Transportation, Vacation and Holidays: Bye bye! - FML

Bye bye!

By Tickettoride - 04/05/2013 10:24 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend and I stressed out preparing for our one week holiday. We packed for the whole day, said goodbye to everyone and arrived at the airport quite exhausted after a 45-minute train ride. Turns out our flight isn't until tomorrow. The check-in lady couldn't stop laughing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 4 May 2013 16:04

I never understood people who stress about going on holiday. For ****'s sake, just throw some shit in a bag, get on the plane, and enjoy yourselves!

oj101 33

Saturday 4 May 2013 16:04

Taking punctuality to a whole new level.

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gennyv 29

Thursday 8 January 2015 2:46

You should have checked the schedule

Savagephy 17

Sunday 25 September 2016 15:28

Get a hotel for the time being and just have fun with your boyfriend.

marthamydear23 9

Thursday 24 August 2017 20:28

you spent all day packing? pathetic

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