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Brain bug

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

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wow duh! brain fart??

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

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stewpididiot 11

Perdix WIN !!!

Yes you are from Massachusetts aren't you.

your boyfriend must really love you..

sounds like something I'd do. so it's ok. lol

Emo gangster for the Win^^

hahaha thanks. :]

If you're a pineapple that would explain a lot

I know, right?! They're so ******* dense sometimes.

I hope OP is hot, because she sure isn't smart.

SteelCladAngel 0

.....dumbass

wowwww...

the reason girls make guys smile.....

serenity40 6

wow. brain fart much?