FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
andimanastudent This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Brain bug

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

wow duh! brain fart??

dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (165)

Lazy americans.

It's sad that this is what we have come to.

My FML in response to this: Today, my boyfriend read me this FML off his FML app on his iPhone. He then said, "that definitely sounds like something you would do". I got upset with him because I felt like he was making me out to be stupid, when I feel I'm actually a fairly intelligent woman. After thinking about it, I realized this is definitely something I would do. FML.

xxmichaelxx 0

you dumb bitch, my 5 year old cousin knows dat, I dont think your dumb ass should be allowed 2 drive

let me guess ur blonde or polish huh

stupid future, not living up to idiocracy world.

bitch could you get any stupider?

this is how you know how bad technology has gotten

AIRHEAD YEPIDOOH