andimanastudent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Brain bug
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door…" I'd forgotten about that option. FML
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SGal25 5
wow duh! brain fart??
Death_From_Above 0
dear god. holy shit, what to do without keyless entry!!!! OMG
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diego2k5 6
wellyes the key is an obvious choice but what if the remote is for an alarm? be nice people! lol My car alarm would go off if I used the key with the alarm on
phenx84 1
same. it has many times.
ReynshineCutting 10
Same with me. Only I found that out the hard way after the battery died! I was on my college campus and EVERYONE was staring at me because my alarm was going off and I was sitting there trying to mess with the battery to turn it off.
Adm_Twigs 19
First world problem...
brine212 5
Oh dumb people....life would be so boring without you.
Skittlesbaby 7
there is no excuse. every cAr comes with a key, even if they feature key fobs. you can't be that dense to not think of using the key. haven't you seen other people do it?not like keyless cars are what mainly populates the roads.
imlagginglol 0
My cAr has a fingerprint scanner that allows complete strangers in
TedJordan1 0
not every car has a key. there are also push start cars. no keys
Soloman212 28
Such a car would have a key in the fob, such that it can be pulled out and retracted.
ReynshineCutting 10
But the fact remains on some cars if you try to unlock the door with the key, the alarm goes off and the only way to turn the alarm off is with the key fob.
PassTheDutch 0
67 I think even push start cars have keys. because on a dodge 1500 srt10. you put the key in then hit the start button. but on newer nicer cars I believe the key needs to be in your pocket or somewhere with you in order for it to start.
mellophone21 0
The new fords only have remotes. Not keys
earljonez 22
wow its crazyhow people have become so reliant on technology nowadays its almost scary, like I read an article that pretty soon kids wont know what paper n pencil are because will be donr on computers. Next stop Idiocracy!!!
peppermintstick 0
Yes, it is frightening.
carcinogan 0
he's right :( scariest thought I presume.
docscientist 10
Idiocracy is a movie. Idiocy is what you mean, and using pen and paper have nothing to do with it.
kyanisaurus 0
sometimes you just need a rational mind beside you, no worries it happens OP.
Time2spare 0
It's people like you that are the first to die in horror movies :)
diabian 9
and thats why women belong to the kitchen... driving is for men, only.
teacher25 3
I really disagree with you. I'm a great drive, and I'm a woman.
ArbiterOfFML 24
a great drive, but a shit English teacher.
burninnapalm 5
But not a great speacher of engrish obviously
diabian 9
loool
docscientist 10
Didn't you just call someone a bonehead for not knowing english is your "fifth" language, and yet you turn around and laugh at someone else who might not speak English as her first? Great job.
st0n333d 0
Your a great drive huh? I'll be the judge of that. :)
welandedonthemoo 5
lmao nice
Time2spare 0
-30 I didn't say anything about woman can't driving, I just said it's people like OP that are the first to die in horror movies.
kkk19 0
a great drive huh? obviously didn't score too high in spelling did we?
InanimateObject 0
And a great speller too! You speak Engrish good no?
almost3 0
engrish...
enonymous 9
You had more options brick through window, slim jim, taxi, tow truck, bus, train, throwing the keys in a hissy fit
G6chick 0
slim Jim?
perdix 31
And you needed to get in quick, because it's a convertible and you left the top down!
mariazzz 5
lmaooooo
Paigeyk 3
Really?