Sex, Farts, YouTube and Intimacy: Bad sex

Bad sex

By wellfuck - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lexington

Today, I realized I get more pleasure watching YouTube videos of people lighting their farts on fire than I do from making love to my husband. FML

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Top comments

Steve95401 49

Sunday 3 May 2015 5:51

Light one of his farts on fire during sex and double your pleasure.

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:26

how can such videos be more pleasurable then making love with your husband ?! seems like YouTube is getting more attention than your hubby

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Thoricsteam20 24

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:09

I understand...

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:12

Don't feel bad. I'd rather watch people light their farts on fire than pork your husband as well.

big_al69 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:14

**** his life

erin55378 17

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:16

Seems like you need to spice things up

Cassandra2015 21

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:26

how can such videos be more pleasurable then making love with your husband ?! seems like YouTube is getting more attention than your hubby

ironmany_fml 23

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:02

than* sorry. had to be done

UhHuhHoney 20

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:31

Damn, how bad can sex be w/ your husband?

LadyTyger51ne 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:06

You have to find some way to fix that. Maybe he's not putting any energy into sex because you aren't.

wickedhyype 17

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:11

What?.... F your husband's life

Charles900 16

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:20

Sounds like there's a real problem going on there, OP. Maybe you should discuss it with your husband.

Tokumai 6

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:24

its either you or him.. never be too quick to place blame :P

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