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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Lexington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sex
Today, I realized I get more pleasure watching YouTube videos of people lighting their farts on fire than I do from making love to my husband. FML
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Steve95401 49
Light one of his farts on fire during sex and double your pleasure.
Cassandra2015 21
how can such videos be more pleasurable then making love with your husband ?! seems like YouTube is getting more attention than your hubby
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Comments (70)
praesidiem 16
I think the extinguishing factor of this FML, is whether or not you're dousing the flames of passion in your relationship. But, it's safe to say, things aren't too hot in your bedroom. I think it's time I stop drop and roll out of the comment section, before I'm flamed for these hellish puns.
daemonsparta 16
songs like you two need a talk
gunnerblaster 21
Instead of complaining about it, why not tell your husband and/or try something new? It's not just his job to entertain you - You've gotta meet him halfway.
gintwinsmoore 20
Who's to say she's tried everything and he's the one being unadventurous here??? Usually it's the women who get bored first. Men never get tired of sex because it's only one or two things it takes to get them off. But women require a little more than that...more mental stimuli beforehand.
muarif 19
Well, it's time to fire upp your sex life then..
Manic1 13
Time to have a talk with your husband.
DaRito 25
Maybe you should tell him to learn how to give you pleasure? For instance, try some new positions and get a book about it for him.
Tsukiyomi 16
I have no idea how to interpret this FML I
MuyBonita22 14
What.. What did I just read?
guaromx2 3
You lady, have the most disturbing fetish i have ever heard of.
Theater_Chef_3 30
I would say it's time to have a serious talk with your husband about sex and what you want / need to get off.