I think the extinguishing factor of this FML, is whether or not you're dousing the flames of passion in your relationship. But, it's safe to say, things aren't too hot in your bedroom. I think it's time I stop drop and roll out of the comment section, before I'm flamed for these hellish puns.

songs like you two need a talk

Instead of complaining about it, why not tell your husband and/or try something new? It's not just his job to entertain you - You've gotta meet him halfway.

Well, it's time to fire upp your sex life then..

Time to have a talk with your husband.

Maybe you should tell him to learn how to give you pleasure? For instance, try some new positions and get a book about it for him.

I have no idea how to interpret this FML I

What.. What did I just read?

You lady, have the most disturbing fetish i have ever heard of.

I would say it's time to have a serious talk with your husband about sex and what you want / need to get off.