Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward pause
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
You just met his other girlfriend....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.
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spinningrecords 14
Don’t talk about a guy’s very muscular arm with a soft smooth hand, it will never go well.