Awkward pause

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs

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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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OP, don't you know that lotion is a very handy personal item?

onorexveritas 23
yaoifreak 8

haha dang is it bad I find this to funny!!!!!

The joke is "Palm-ela Hand-erson". If you're going to use an old joke at least get it right.

ZeusWarrior 8

That's all bad but hey nothing wrong with always holding the right hand hahaha

HAHAHA that's actually sort of sweet if you guys can get past the awkwardness

1234 i declare a thumb war! 5678 he used that hand to **********!!!

meganmkopp 3

HAHAAHA . OHMYGLOB, that made my day !!!!

OP, If things go well, he won't be using his hands anymore you get what I'm saying? lol.