Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Blue Springs, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward pause
Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML
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Paco_el_Taco 17
You just met his other girlfriend....
RoboCunnilingus 23
Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.
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suewtsn 3
LMAO. Guess what he will be thinking about every time he uses lotion now. Haha.
the_ginger10 2
I had my first kiss with the boy I like today.. <3<3<3<3<3
kristadoodle 8
Doesn't sound like an FML.
apollo436 11
The right hand of a guy is some girl,s rival in love. Wait, a hand?
hellmate 12
im dying!!
tpm45 25
Five letters: LMFAO
littlexlune 16
Imagine how soft his dick is.
Ugi 27
This should be framed somewhere in the archive of best FMLs ever - subtle and innocent, yet brutally embarrassing! FYL OP - but if you offer to help him moisturize he may well get over it!
CryosFear 14
That his "fap" hand
i_needa_username 17
Ohhhh man try telling him that you don't mind?
fmyinternet 13
That's why you use both hands XD