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genieinabottle Bad Ischl, Austria

Andy Dwyer?

Today, my boyfriend got rid of the full leg cast he had to wear for 6 weeks. He won't stop pissing in a bottle at night because it's more convenient than getting up. At least he empties it himself now. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

Tell him to get off his ass and go to the bathroom like a normal person.

Get him a chamber pot! He was born about 200 years too late!

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Anne Perkins, is that you?