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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44859) - you deserved it (3874)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Honest puppy love.

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 5:39am by HeartForMusic

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Ahhh, another poorly thought up excuse to break up with someone.

#4 - On 07/09/2013 at 5:42am by Penguinman909

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