Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML

by Nomoreballs / 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals

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  • It's obvious...she actually controls the minds of goats, so she told the goat to ram into your genitals. Happens all the time.

    #3 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:11am by Epsilonyx

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  • I'd say things are going smoothly between you two. It helps in a relationship when you can make the woman laugh. Oh wait, I guess that doesn't help you.

    #2 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:10am by Nordrag

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