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    A nickname that sticks

    By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

    Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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    By Hello my name is - 22/02/2009 22:55 - United Kingdom

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    Today, I went round to my grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my grandparents' living room. FML
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    Unlucky or just forgetful?

    By failphone - 07/01/2009 19:57 - United States

    Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML
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