Whoops By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 12:07 - Sweden Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 876 You deserved it 32 630 Share Tweet Share
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 005 You deserved it 21 832
Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 027 You deserved it 3 364
Today, I realized the kitten I adopted months ago either has serious attachment issues or the worst case of Stockholm syndrome I've ever seen. Only I can get near him, he can't stand us being over 5 feet apart, he meows until I let him into the bathroom with me, and I feel like a jerk for disliking it. I need space. FML I agree, your life sucks 891 You deserved it 304
Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 430 You deserved it 74 092
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 314 You deserved it 4 830
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 924 You deserved it 3 504
Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 941 You deserved it 1 696
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML I agree, your life sucks 915 You deserved it 85