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    Insomnia

    Wow, thanks, I'm cured

    By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 01:00

    Today, after suffering with anxiety and insomnia for a nearly a year and exhausting every natural remedy I could think of, I finally went to go to a doctor for help. Instead of writing me a prescription, he told me to drink more tea and think happy thoughts. I had to pay out of pocket for this. FML
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    Freaked out

    By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 02:00

    Today, my boyfriend informed me I need to stop staying up all night, because it's "really sketchy" and he feels "uncomfortable" not knowing what I'm doing, and why I'm awake. I'm an insomniac, I have been my whole life, and he knows this. FML
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    By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

    Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
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