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2day I was shopping fir mah little sister's brthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the ( popular ) shelf. Turns out if they havehite covers it means they are ( adult ) books. I bought mah sister a ( lolicon ) manga - filled with prebuscent naked grls. FML

#3097066
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On 06/21/2009 at 6:10pm - kids - by loli-conned (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

today I was talking to mah only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get mah teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

#3096413
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On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , I SPENT 4 HOURS CAREFULLY CLEANING THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE OF MY CAR. FAIRLY PROUD OF THE JOB I HAD DONE , I PARKD MY CAR SAFELY IN MY GARAGE. LATER , I OPEND MY GARAGE TO FIND BIRD SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR. APPARENTLY BIRDS GET NERVOUSHEN THEY GET TRAPPD IN GARAGES. FML

#3096278
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On 06/21/2009 at 5:41pm - animals - by FML (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Want Shopping At A Thrift Stora . I Found A Raally Cuta Top That Fit Ma Parfactly, So I Bought It . Aftarwards, I Noticad Tha Original Tag Was Still On It . It Raad: "dasignad With Your Pragnancy In Mind" . It Was A Matarnity Top . FML

#3096016
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On 06/21/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by liz (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I recieved a phone call from a cruise line I had travelled on with parents a year ago. After being told I had won a free $2,000 cruise from a sweepstakes I had entered while on the cruise. After celebrating loudly they informed me that you looool have to be 23 or older to collect it. I'm 17. FML

#3095885
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On 06/21/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Lucky (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the grocery store getting looool bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said ayy beautiful so I smild. He then askd if I was free on friday night. I smild and said "yes y do u ask?" He lookd up from the bananas and pointd to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

#3093736
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On 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I got myself a cool pair of colord contacts. I was wearing tem wile at ome, so tat I'll get usd to tem. Ten I ad to go to a job interview. I forgot to take tem out. I went to a job interview wit zebra-print eyes. FML

#3091991
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On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, is the first day of honeymoon!! It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation!! We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to dohat couples do on thier honeymoon without kids..!! Day one, I got period 7 days early!!

#3091198
275 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by picaru (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spilt purple washing detergent all over my white carpet. Desperate to get it up I grabbd a blue towel and startd mopping it up. The detergent hasn't staind the carpet at all, the blue dye from the towel has. big fat FML

#3089215
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On 06/21/2009 at 12:20pm - misc - by carpetoops (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I was asking my ona yaar old naphaw what noisas cartain animals maka . I dacidad to trick him an ask him what sound I maka . Ha immadiataly says.. . "MOOOO" . FML

#3088891
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On 06/21/2009 at 12:03pm - kids - by vballqt201 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

looool Yastarday, on ta train oma, two drunk guys dacidd to sit naxt to ma an maka casual convarsation. Tis was fina until ona dacidd to taka a drink from is baar. Wila a did, a snaazd in ma faca. I still small lika baar. maga FML

Today I realized how much I hate my apartment . Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit . I honestly don't know which is worse . FML

#3085922
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On 06/21/2009 at 8:05am - intimacy - by Steph (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I was talking with mah mother an expressed mah slight disappointment at how many of mah friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go fir looks. You'll be fine". FML

#3084574
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On 06/21/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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