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Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10702) - you deserved it (39820)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:59pm - work - by Masonlee89 (man) - United States (California)

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wait....where did you get the idea that "Today, it was supposed to be payday".....did you just guess?

#9 - On 11/21/2009 at 5:02am by appletini

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Don't you read applications? Well at least you did a good deed!

#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 4:15am by ashleynonymous

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