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Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Get a fucking life atam.

And yes, you should probably avoid talking to your boss via skype without pants on. Did you at least have on underwear?

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:09am by UsernameHere_

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I sense a raise in your future.

#8 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:18am by nokillnobeepbeep

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