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By Roxyblu - 17/08/2016 15:21 - United States - Morehead City

Today, a co-worker of mine accused me of stealing $50 from the inside cash register. I work outside and have no clue how to open it, FML

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A_Troll_Account 3

Thursday 18 August 2016 2:37

Theres a hint on who took it. Now take it up with management

CrazyFastRapper 7

Wednesday 17 August 2016 23:43

There is always that one co worker

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CrazyFastRapper 7

Wednesday 17 August 2016 23:43

There is always that one co worker

A_Troll_Account 3

Thursday 18 August 2016 2:37

Theres a hint on who took it. Now take it up with management

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