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By hating life - 03/05/2016 18:33 - United States - Columbus
Today, after weeks of being stuck in the butthole of military posts, having survived spending weeks surrounded by poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac. I decided to clean my gear. guess what wonderful gift I got? a poison ivy rash covering 50% of my body. nope not getting laid for a long time. FML.