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Today, I had to ring up our local competitors to get prices for paint. I pretended I'd just bought a house and was doing it up, and I actually got excited about doing up a make-believe house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19454) - you deserved it (4563)

On 05/02/2012 at 7:18am - work - by tillyg15 - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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Time to go out and buy The Sims to tame your cravings.

#2 - On 05/02/2012 at 10:13am by ambowew

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As opposed to the thrill of industrial espionage?

#9 - On 05/02/2012 at 10:17am by perdix

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