At least you've got someone praying for you...

That's when you turn around to him and say you are the devil and you're going to devour his soul - reaction would be priceless!

One time a couple years back I was walking to school and a woman said to me. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?" Then I said. "Yes?" And than I started walking again and then she sprinted up and grabbed me and yelled. DO YOU BELIVE IN JESUS CHRIST, HIS HOLY SON OUR LORD! ect... That day haunted me for years. O_o

It was probably because he was looking at your 999 tattoo from the wrong angle.

LOL (._.) /(._.)/

Here in Virginia Beach people do that all the time in the summer. I have 2 sleeves I feel your pain and, it's annoying.

52- true story?

67- Yeah, bro. And if you dial '666' in the UK three cops show up standing on their heads.

Anyone else want to know what the tattoo is?

It was the one on my left wrist of a butterfly and flowers. The other one is a dolphin and flowers. I was unaware that butterflies and dolphins where evil. They were for my Mom and Step-Mom.

First time I've seen an op comment on their own fml. What an honor

That's when you look at him and say, yes bitch, I'll be seeing you in hell......sooon

I COMPLETELY understand. I have the Greek signs for Alpha and Omega on my left wrist and have been told countless times that since I have "the Lord's" symbol tattooed on me, it was to signify the devil. Yeah, I got it because I have a terminal illness and the day I found out was the last day of living my life in fear and the first day of my new life. Some folks are just damned stoopid...just because stupid doesn't exactly cover it.

It was probably a tattoo of something like 666...cuz that's the devil's sign. I don't see how demons eating children relates to the devil.

Yeah. Demons have nothing at all to do with the devil.

God damn extremists

It was a Justin Bieber tattoo. I hope he saves your poor soul.

or perhaps he was a delusional man who thinks any tattoo or piercing as a symbol of Satan

It could have been a pentacle, alot of idiotic close-minded conservative christians think that they are symbols of satanism when they simply represent the joining of the physical & spiritual worlds...

Enough with the fkn Justin Bieber references. Outdated and lame.

#63 bit close minded with conservative aren't ya?

124 - Nice try, Bieber fan!

44 - When the "god damn extremist" man gets a look at your 'poker face,' he'll be pointing and praying for you, too, nublets.

#125: I am not close minded about conservatives I just grew up around them and have come to understand their hypocritical viewpoints. I give everyone a chance until they say something to f*ck it up.

Oops 3

Oops suprise buttsecks

No one cares if you disagree... Post. Funny comment... Silly new People on FML

Fail. On so many levels.

If you disagree with another post, comment on it, don't start your own thread

Sounds like #3 is a little butt-hurt about being third. So close... Yet so far, my dear. One day, you'll be #1! Until then, don't disagree with the first comment just because you didn't get it!

I'm sure she did.

Or started praying looking down at the devil to counteract forces

Coulda guessed that second half.

I prefer Runnin with the Devil. Van Halen rocks m/

m/ stupid iPod

Can the moderators of FML please erase these last 3 posts I ****** up. DO IT!!!!!!!

Dance with the devil by Breaking Benjamin?

11-"Dance with the Devil" by Immortal Technique, right? Oh never mind, Jumber beat me to it.

breaking Benjamin I like theirs better

Her comment has nothing to do with Christianity.. just Fox News... Fox news gives me nightmares.

Ah Googled it. I understand what she meant now.

Yeah, because anyone who watches the most popular news station in the US must be a lunatic. *eye roll*

Lol, that's what Google said. I've never had cable and rarely watch TV, totally missed the reference the first time.

Then CNN is likely paying Google a hefty sum. Trying to destroy the competition for ratings! Lol!

From what little I know of it, that wouldn't surprise me. The only Tv I watch is german language and thus mostly european news gets shown.

Wth does fox have to do with some drunk lunatic...?

#69 everything

Most popular? That's funny man. Hilarious actually.

#48 - Most popular? That's funny. Hilarious even. FOX is a joke. Go back to sucking O'Rielly's ****.

It's true actually. Look up the ratings. And your comment about Bill O' reilly clearly shows you're not the mature enough to judge what is quality news programming and what isn't.

Fox news: rich people paying rich people to tell middle class people to blame poor people

lol praise jebus, holy goff XD

I don't have a tattoo. What kind do YOU have?

Someone had to ask it...