Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
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swimmerstud 7
You have no life, good sir.
drealmorales 2
This is a laughable situation
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Comments (64)
panicbunny 0
lool. Good FML XD
MineIsBigger 5
wait...how is this an fml? coming up with a new laugh is a fun thing to do
lol_ironic_life 9
#1 - Oddly your comment made me think of the "Trollolololol" video and made me laugh! :D
KRS_13 0
59- okay at least I'm not the only one who did too!
smarie98 1
What a productive day! When do you plan on performing it for real?
Feklfekl2222 32
I spent ages coming up with my laugh because my family has a terrible embarrassing laugh and I was too embarrassed to reveal it. It's quite hard to make it convincing
KittySaysMoo 6
I'm like the guy from Men in Black. I smile like this "._."
ScaughtieHolden 11
deadmau5 O._.O
bmwguy01 8
I think that's awesome
KrissyGal 1
Laughs shouldn't be fake they should be real and no one should be afraid of how messed up their laugh is let alone how your family laughs everyone is unique and how u laugh is one way it shines.
Feklfekl2222 32
You were obviously born with the perfect tinkly little laugh, when I laugh naturally it sounds like I'm drunk not to mention I have almost no control over the volume of it, and no matter how unique it is it is embarrassing when everyone looks at you because you're laughing. So it's sort of necessary for me to put on a laugh.
alicksfairclough 6
Excellent!
KrissyGal 1
I however have a very strange laugh and idgaf bout what people say its what makes u so they can suck a big one for all i give maybe u should learn to feel more self conscious bout it all
Feklfekl2222 32
I Already am self conscious about it why should I learn to be more so?
panicbunny 0
lool. Good FML XD
swimmerstud 7
You have no life, good sir.
annoym 3
correction, miss
krad204 21
What?
twilightluvr101 4
Op made a new laugh, what part of that don't u get?
boydeee01 7
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
Torva_fml 16
Probably that one part right in the middle.
twilightluvr101 4
Thats for the clarification trova :-P
twilightluvr101 4
*thanks, ps **** you autocorrect!
drealmorales 2
This is a laughable situation
jjames7543 13
OP, you have fun with that...
crimsonprodigy 15
So what's it sound like?
FMLephant 2
A mix of Woody Woodpecker and Goofy.
crimsonprodigy 15
Send me an audio clip.
deviable 9
Dereshishishishishi
wallandpiece 16
I imagine it sounding like someone machine-gunning a seal.
skyttlz 32
R D R R
Sumo69 9
I spent a couple hours once tried to perfect a new walk
Enslaved 36
Me too. In 7" heels with a book on my head.(:
yummy_richkid 3
I can't seem to go above 5 inch heels. As a 6'3 man it gets really awkward and feels like I'm walking on stilts.
DaKillaMafia 2
As long as you have fun, right?