DariaTrent

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Mobility
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

8%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

96%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

41%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Dariatrent's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anna - / Monday 6 April 2009 10:41 / United States

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Razz / Wednesday 15 July 2015 22:02 / Australia - Lilydale

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2015 16:29 / United States - Katy

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 15 July 2015 15:40 / Canada - Port-menier

Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By trappedinmyownhome - / Wednesday 15 July 2015 02:11 /

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DariaTrent

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Santa Claus

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

A new thumb