Mood ruiner
By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Sirah90 - 07/05/2013 07:29 - United States
By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood
By Marmarfarfar - 07/05/2013 16:43 - Canada - Ottawa
By hitchcock2013 - 07/05/2013 17:10 - United States - Taylor
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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:35 - United States - Norfolk
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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City
By aimee_alexis - 20/06/2013 05:30 - Canada - Nelson
hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.
By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States
By Whytetrash - 20/06/2013 06:32 - Australia - Sydney
By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo
Hey everyone, OP here! I enjoyed reading all the comments, and I am happy to know I'm not the only one to laugh or cry when reading a good book. Just wanted to say that I am not from an up tight family, me and my brother had been picking on my mom all day making jokes. I was just around her at a bad time and she thought I was still laughing at her, so I might actually deserve this one. :)