By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem
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btw, my birthday is actually the 11th; FML just changed it to the 10th. lulz, fml.
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By chunkymonkey - 24/08/2012 13:53 - United States
On my own again, naturally
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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle
Bored to tears
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By skinnybitch - 11/12/2012 18:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen
The Hulk
By dino0123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Herndon
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fishyrael tells us more.
This is my FML. I made an account to comment. I play pen&paper D&D with my dad and she was getting on my case about playing the nerd sport and how pathetic it was. I told her that at least I can have a relationship with my father that doesn't involve him paying for abortions.
By MiscHats - 14/12/2012 12:28 - Australia - Elsternwick
MiscHats tells us more.
Perhaps I should have made this a little more clear, but yes, I did get puked on. Unfortunately the woman behind me was in a seat which was higher than mine, and thanks to the laws of physics, that meant the vomit sailed nicely downwards and splashed onto the back of my head. She didn't aim into her lap. The guy next to her had the aisle seat, and he at least puked into his lap. One of the other three who puked was standing up in the aisle, and I'm pretty sure he splashed a few people. The other two were at the front of the bus. Basically, it was a Pukey Bus from hell. Getting off was maybe the happiest moment of my life.
By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.