ArmyWife06

mrs

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

3
Comments

493
Visits

34
Favorites

Georiga, USA
42 years-old
Monday 14 November 1983
Not specified

A propos de Armywife06

Not specified

Armywife06 - Followers

Armywife06 - Followed

Armywife06's page visits

lovers5201

Lillythros...

lisalolilo...

Fucked!

Armywife06's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Armywife06's favorite FMLs

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

agreeclassic 42 175

vote type 1 8 087

Protip

By condom_kid - 27/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my father pulled me aside as I was heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said, "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your shorts pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

agreeclassic 12 424

vote type 1 73 627

By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

agreeclassic 43 350

vote type 1 25 992

By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

agreeclassic 58 666

vote type 1 15 454

Dad joke

By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, my immature dad said that I'm a girl, not a woman, so my witty response was, ''I have a period, so I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

agreeclassic 51 854

vote type 1 16 751