Jammed
By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer
By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney
By WartCream - 18/08/2013 00:27 - United States - Olathe
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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz
By FMLdude - 18/08/2013 23:23 - Australia - Bexley
By Katthebamf - 18/08/2013 23:33 - United Kingdom - York
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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar
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By nobieb - 20/08/2013 16:28 - Canada - Welland
By MissCharlotte - 21/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Downers Grove
Hi everyone, I am the OP. I am so glad this got published!! Also, all of these coments are great :) To add more to the story: My sister and I went out to lunch with my dad because he was in town and wanted to see us. He seemed to have changed since he divorced my mom 15 years ago, so we let him drive us home, which is how he knew where our apartment was. Later that night, I heard noises in our apartment, so my badass sister tackled him and pepper-sprayed him as he was trying to pick up our TV. He was aressted (he actually had a knife) and we are getting a restraining order against him.
By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin
By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 23:30 - United States
By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.
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By Iman - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By embarrassed - 12/07/2009 18:25 - United States
Thanks for all the supportive comments. When I explained to him the situation he apologised and sent me home. I reported him to my senior manager and he has since received a warning for inappropriate behavior. My aunt is doing really well now, they caught it early and they say she will make a 100% recovery. She's talking again as well, but she will have to stay in hospital for a while for monitoring. Reading all the comments made me feel a lot better as well, thank you!