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    By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

    Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
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    By Wife - 08/08/2011 00:02 - United States

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    Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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    By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

    Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
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    Yummy

    By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

    Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML
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    By Noname - 14/03/2009 01:06 - United States

    Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
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    Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
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    Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
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