Today, I was getting ready for the most important French test...

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 11:49

Today, I was getting ready for the most important French test of the year. I asked my mom, a French teacher herself, for help. She told me: no, mommy is busy watching a beauty pageant. FML

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