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Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (2215)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...

#3 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:08pm by saranottelling

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get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD

#7 - On 01/12/2010 at 5:13pm by sakurag0525

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