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Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 6:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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If you were planning to have sex in the shower you better take that off the list. They would probably gather around to figure out which moans were real and which were fake.

#10 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:37am by nokillnobeepbeep

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That's pretty cool.

#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:08am by aaaaa2p

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