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Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML


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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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You've got to air out your crotch every now and then, why not do it watching an intense game of football.

#2 - On 11/19/2012 at 5:04pm by SkoomaKi

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You mean tearing off my clothing in a fit of rage whilst watching sports ISN'T normal?

I guess that explains all the strange looks at my local bar, then.

#14 - On 11/19/2012 at 5:14pm by kyleekay

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