Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

by Deadcat101 / 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous

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  • So, she threw her vibrator out the window... She probably thought you'd get lonely out there.

    #10 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:30am by Baustigt

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  • I feel so sorry for you, OP. Nobody should ever have to go through any of that!

    #2 - On 07/11/2012 at 3:13am by maliki32

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