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Today, while out shopping, I noticed a seedy bum kept following a girl around the store. Trying to be a good samaritan, I trailed them into the street. The bum jogged up behind her and looked like he was about to grab her, so I ran up and tackled him to the ground. Turns out he was her father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (14941)

On 08/14/2011 at 3:31pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United States (Arizona)

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thank you for trying to do the right thing, but I'm sorry it didn't go the way you thought it would.

#1 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:59pm by tarabelle

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Most stalkers start out as "Good samaritans" :P
... and didn't you notice them at the checkout together because they must have spoke to each other at some point

#4 - On 08/14/2011 at 6:59pm by DeathBunny218

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