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Today, my grandmother's graduation presents came for my sisters. Not only did she remember to send them cards, but money too. My graduation was a year ago, I received nothing, and last time she saw me, she didn't know my name. FML

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I might be wrong but don't bother going to the reading of her will.

#7 - On 06/14/2011 at 2:43am by CallMeHush

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This is my fmylife. For you kind, understanding people, thanks, but she doesn't have alzheimers, she's just crazy, and she really didn't remember my name, but she had it down pretty good when she found out I work in antique store and could get 50% off, and I'm 19, a little late for birthdays, she's my dads mom, doesn't like my mom, and I look like my mom. All of my siblings are tan and brown eyed, I'm pale ad green eyed. She never liked me much. Its okie though, haha, it's pretty mutual. I'm glad she moved to the other side of the country when I was little.

#71 - On 07/10/2011 at 7:25am by Chicharon

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