By NoMoreTacoBell - 04/06/2015 16:21 - United States - Herndon

Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML
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NoMoreTacoBell 7

Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.

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pugpuggy 21

Did you not feel if coming up and back away?

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pugpuggy 21

Did you not feel if coming up and back away?

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Pleonasm 35

Probably deep into some french kissing and before she could even register it she hurled down his throat. How's that for a visual?

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pugpuggy 21

Pleonasm, your comment just made my day.

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pugpuggy 21

You can still feel a burp coming up... #60

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tintarroja 31

So, were you eating Taco Bell before a kiss?? Big mistake!

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Wizardo 33

Its like secondary smoking, but this time you're regurgitating the devils crapola instead of cigarettes.

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sdroze1389 31

opposed to the first time you made out with a girl?

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Pleonasm 35

They're context clues and help make the story not sound dull and vague. This way we can assume it's a young person, probably a girl, as opposed to the story just being something like "Today I made out. I barfed."

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soullyfe 33

33: I was wondering why people kept talking about vomiting...

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hippodankamus 22

R.I.P. his mouth

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abNormal62 23

If he continued to kiss you after that, then no harm, no foul!

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