Kids: Today, according to my classmates, I'm a terrorist who's here...

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By JustYourAverageCanadian - 26/04/2016 12:12 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, according to my classmates, I'm a terrorist who's here to steal all the maple syrup. FML

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Publikwerks 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:18

Thats a felony in Canada. BTW - Can you send us some poutine?

S_Soapy 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:57

Of course you aren't. You're hiding from Trump and just casually getting large amounts of maple syrup

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Publikwerks 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:18

Thats a felony in Canada. BTW - Can you send us some poutine?

eski2015 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:38

Wow cool dude

S_Soapy 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:57

Of course you aren't. You're hiding from Trump and just casually getting large amounts of maple syrup

Skinyrd 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 21:43

That's greasy

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