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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML


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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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I looked up and there it was, the biggest hose i ever saw. It was on and i knew daddy would be proud, if i reach up and shut the knob. Arms outstretched i reached for it, but clumsy little me slipped and got all wet. Now daddy's angry and i'm kind of smelly. I ruined his dishes, no more telly?

#15 - On 11/10/2011 at 3:21am by divadro102

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Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

#2 - On 11/10/2011 at 2:49am by snippyxD

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